Click - Click - Click On the Numbers if You've Got Them
(to the tune of "Knock Three Times" by Tony Orlando and Dawn)

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Roomies how ya doing out there
Sitting alone at your 'puters and Richard won't help you?
I can see the numbers flashing;
All the while we're Richard-bashing.
Sitting alone and
Ignoring the phone.
Are you winning?

    Chorus:
Click three times on the numbers if you've got them;
Twice on the chat
If you just want to talk.
Oh my roomies . . .
Click Click Click means you're getting all your numbers.
Oh damn, I'm late!
Wasn't watching the clock!

If you go on your 'puter tonite
Just to unwind
Well, you know you will find
All your buddies!
You'll see Dizzy with her toys there;
And Shorty flirting with the boys there!
Hud and the gals
Are now really good pals
In our chat room!

    Chorus:
Click three times on the numbers if you've got them;
Twice on the chat
If you just want to talk.
Oh my roomies . . .
Click Click Click means you're getting all your numbers.
Oh damn, I'm late!
Wasn't watching the clock!

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